Christmas Dillys

$13.00

 Rock the bells, it's the Christmas Dillys!

  • Santa (please don't leave food out, he practically foie gras'd his liver last year)
  • Ms Christmas (wondering when Santa will retire and sell up so they can settle somewhere out east. Perhaps the Appalachians and their crisp autumnal mornings and hazy summer eves. Le sigh.)
  • Snowperson (says that the “Die Hard is a Christmas movie” hill is a hill they are willing to die on)
  • Reindeer (Rando the Crimson-Conked Rain, dear)
  • Angel (still removing last year’s pine needles…)
  • Large Angel (finding pine needles in places they didn't know existed)
  • D-elf (in rude ‘elf despite crippling epiplaphobia)
  • Krampus (took our kids to hell and returned them the same day)
  • All Wrapped Up (keeping it tiiiight, yo!)
  • Polar Bear (you know they're chillin')

🖤 🌈

Sizes: All 7cm aside from Large Angel (9.5cm) and Krampus (8cm)
Made from responsibly-sourced beech
Suitable from birth
Each Dilly is hand-painted and may exhibit its own unique characteristics that vary slightly from the photograph