Ocean Critters

£36.00

There’s a lot going on here under the Dilly sea. Stick with us, it’s good, Odd, but good. But definitely odd.


And good.


The Fishes

  • Eel (eel be friends with anyone)
  • Puffer fish (a balloon bender’s worst nightmare)
  • Seahorse (winner of father of the year lifetime achievement award)
  • Shark (doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo)
  • Angler fish (fun fact: does not enjoy fishing as they feel it’s too meta)
  • School of fish (they’ve shoal got a lot going on)

The ‘Not Fishes’

  • Turtle (power)
  • Crab (perpetually cheerful despite the connotations)
  • Starfish (partial to chocolate and hot dog flavoured water)
  • Octopus (all they want is pants with more pockets)
  • Lobster (actual fact: they never stop growing. Like Mr Dilly’s beard...)
  • Jellyfish (still not a fish, guys)

The Sea Mammals

  • Dolphin (the Hawking of the ocean)
  • Narwhal (the unicorn of the ocean)
  • Walrus (given to shouting “I am the eggman!” as they enter parties)
  • Orca (prefers not to be known as killer whale now they’re trying to reinvent themself)
  • Seal (partial to a kiss from a rose)
  • Manatee (oh, the hu-manatee!) 

🖤 🌈


Size 6.5cm.

Made from FSC beech.

Suitable from birth. Recommended from 6+ months.

Each Dilly is hand-painted and may exhibit its own unique characteristics that vary slightly from the photograph.